Reading Time: 5 minutesIt’s 2021. We’re somewhere between one and thirteen years into the pandemic. Time isn’t really relevant any more, but what is relevant is what the hell is going on in your Zoom / Slack / Teams / Skype / Google … Continue reading
Category: Humor
A Rant about Enterprise Software
Reading Time: 7 minutesI usually write about front-end things or CMS things or node.js things. Sometimes a little of all three. This is about all of those things at once. And it’s about how I think that, sometimes, enterprises are fucking dumb. Note: … Continue reading
Angular 2.0 | A Jackhammer is not a hammer
Reading Time: 2 minutesYesterday I got the news about Angular 2.0. Am I excited? Not particularly. Am I furious? Not particularly. Am I annoyed? Why yes, yes I am.
Frank vs. Europe: Part 3
Reading Time: 4 minutesIf you’ve been following these adventures in schadenfreude Europe, you should be well-aware that Amsterdam is not necessarily the most navigable of places for beginning a journey. But like all things which are European, the intraversable nature of Amsterdam can … Continue reading
Frank vs. Europe: Part 2
Reading Time: 5 minutesIn episode 1 of Frank vs. Europe we saw our dashingly handsome — and surprisingly short — hero fly into The Netherlands on the wings of a ghastly metal, time-warping bird, and tour the Land of Neder with his powerful … Continue reading
Frank vs. Europe: Part 1
Reading Time: 4 minutesA few months ago I got a rare opportunity. I was invited to speak at a conference. In Amsterdam. Robert Curlette was hosting the first ever Tridion Developer Summit, and, as an MVP, I was extended the opportunity to stand … Continue reading
A Quick Lesson on Phrasing
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSo, my wife and I are adopting. A good friend recommends a book on babies. For me. He sends me a link to ThinkGeek.com, as he knows that I am likely to trust this website as an authority on miniature … Continue reading
Fact: Staffing Recruiters Don’t Appreciate MC Hammer
Reading Time: < 1 minuteBelow is a very short text exchange between some sort of automated staffing recruiting agency, and me. Mayhaps I should have quoted Vanilla Ice?
True story: The Android Web Browser is the Honey Badger of Flexbox
Reading Time: 3 minutesI’ve been working for the last month or two on some super cool mobile templates for a client. As I’ve mentioned in other posts, we’ve pulled out all of the awesome for this. If Tridion were a person, it would … Continue reading
Dexter is Dissappointing: Don’t “Batman” your endings
Reading Time: 5 minutesI’m a fan of Dexter. A big fan, actually. I’ve read most of the books. I’ve watched every episode, and again on DVD and BlueRay. I’ve re-adjusted my work schedule and rearranged my entire wake sleep cycle to make sure … Continue reading